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Name: IAn
Country: Afghanistan
Birthday: 11/19/1989
Gender: Male
Interests: workin on my busted ass car....goen out...driinkin n smoookinnnn....among other things.......8-)
Expertise: showing people my shirt (inside), explaining what my shirt means (yet another insider), killing people, smacking kittens, kicking puppies, pushing old people down stairs...death threats..killing wiggers...and towel heads......then thers the wonderful world of arson:-).......all the things im goen 2 hell for
Occupation: Military
Industry: Government
Message: message me
AIM:  Imossor
Yahoo:  Imossor6669
Member Since:
1/28/2005
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| well...damn this last weekend was insane...friday i got up n went ovr 2 codys..we walked n picked up a 20..walked ovr 2 sherifs..matched him and dolla a blunt..so we smoked them both and walked 2 litl ashleys and baked out the caddy with a few bowls...then chases dad picked me up and i went n worked with chase for a few hours...got somthen 2 eat...then went up2 city center...and since im not allowed in bex..we took a bus from ther 2 bexley lmao...went 2 quiznos to pick up a sack off andy..went n called alex up..he picked us up with chris n them n the car...we went 2 ashlees for a bit then went bac 2 chases...smoked a joint and came home....then at like 8 i told my dad i was sleepin at codys...left and went 2 litl ashleys..and my dude alex called me n was tryn 2 pick me up..so he picked me n ashley up and we drove in2 bex smokin a few bowls on the way...we got ther n went 2 ashlees..and eevrryy1 was ther...NATE,brandon,steph,ashlee,chris,evan Mcguffin...who i hadent seen in almost 2 years....so wer chillen ther smokin foreeverr then we started drinkin...after we wer all pretty well toasted larry pulls up with shaun, john D and sum other fags...so me and nate run outside and tell them 2 get the fuck out...larry comes in..we make him leave...then they pull out....we chilled ther for a while..smoked sum more...came back 2 r-burg..dropped ashley off...i went 2 codys and we smoked a few more bowls in his room...and i passed the fuck out around 4....god damn that was a good weekend
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| well
i found out yesterday that franklin county is gonna try and prosecute
me for all that bullshit a few weeks ago...said that if im convicted
its 6-8 months in JDC and 6 months probation...so im goen down ther
2moro to tell the prosecuter that im about 2 counter-suit the state for
that cop deckin my ass in the street
and i swear to god if im convicted...when i get out..so many people are gonna die lol
other
than that its been an ok week..monday didnt hav school...told my dad we
did so i went n smoked with mike..we went over 2 toms n his room mate
brian was getten the bong out right as we walked in..so we chilled over
ther 4 a few hours...keith had 2 go 2 work so he smoked a quick joint
b4 he left...we hit the bong a bunch of times...then me n mike went ovr
2 sherifs n smoked with him n dolla...dolla matched us another blunt so
i was blazed as fuck....went back home...been grounded since then..but
2day i skipped 6th and 7th and chilled in the garages with
cody,mike,yon,ashley,matt,nathan,and josh..we smoked a few bowls n i
went back in2 school 4 8th period cause that teacher is a bitch and
calls my house.......get ungrounded 2moro so im goen 2 smoke with litl
ashley ovr at her house  so itl prolly b a good day....other than that i dunno wtf is goen on this weekend other than chillen wit evry1 n getten smashed
ill update when i find out wtf is goen on with this court shit
n yeah i jus got a myspace so add me if u got1 www.myspace.com/drunkstonedandpissedoff
260-9919 if u wanna chill
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| yeah its been a while since i updated....thats because i got arrested last sunday wen i was smokin with aaron n chris n abby n becca at aarons old house....cops came 2 his back gate....we dipped over the privacy fence...cops wer waiting on the other side....they tackled me n chris got away....but it didnt matter because abbys bitch ass gave the cops all of our names....and my dad told me im not allowed back into bexley till summer 
 what i wanted to do to my dad when he told me that
and shes gonna pay when i come back into bexley
or her car is at least
comments for my grounded self
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| not much goen on lately...chilled with mike n cody n smoked monday...chilled at home n slept tuesday...2day i smoked with tia n sota..sam was ther but she didnt smoke...goen in2 bexley this weekend
party?
me after a mental breakdown
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| pics from chases party.....ill update more later but im2 lazy right now
*now that im less lazy
wendsday i went back 2 school....was boring as fuck...blah blah blah..that night i smoked with eric n shawn n big mike up at french run...came back home n crashed...thursday...after school i chilled with mike n cody..smoked in civic park in codys car...friday went2 school...skipped 7th n 8th with john, steve, rodney, cody, n mike..went 2 rodneys n smoked a few joints...came back home..went back out to mikes n smoked more with dolla n sherif up at sherifs appt....chilled at mikes for a while n watched bum fights....went back home....dad dropped me off at chases...diana n andy came ovr n me n diana walked 2 pick up a sack off aaron..walkd 2 dianas so she cud pick her shit up...came back n anna showed up...so we chilled 4 a bit then chase n jena went out 2 pick up the booze...came back with a bottle of vodka,some 40s..and half a case of beer..so we chilled n smoked n shit all night..anna had 2 leave at like 2am because her mom is insane..so me n chase n diana chilled 4 a while..diana passed out so me n chase went upstairs 4 a bit...went back downstairs n passed the fuck out...woke up n diana left...me n chase went 2 target so she cud get a mem card for her camera...came back n went 2 aarons...smoked a J...andy came n picked us up...smoked another J in the car...went back 2 chases n watched SNL n smoked yet another J...andy left...aaron left...then my mom picked me uip
now im home...bout 2 get n the shower
PICS FROM SATURDAY NIGHT
me, chase, diana, anna.......me looking like steroid man lol
diana, anna......not messed up in any way?
good thing we had a pic...because i dont remember that lol (me,diana,anna)
dont lie u know thats hot as fuck.....(but do they remember it?) (chase/diana)
u cant see my eyes....so i wasent drunk lol....(me chase, anna)
chase snuck up on me.....thats why shes dead now lol
diana after her daily crack rock
again...i am not in any way fucked up
me...with a didgerie-doo andy....is allgergic to bees lol
good night
*AND NOW FOR IANS RULES OF SMOKING WEED*
remember kids...if you smoke, smoke like a good stoner!!....................THE RULES....
1. The person who rolls the joint, no matter whose weed it is, gets to spark up the joint and get first hits.
2. If someone rolls a nice joint, it's good to give the person a complement on his/her rolling skills.
3. Never put the whole roach in your mouth and get it all sopping wet. That's disgusting and it messes up the joint. Likewise, don't put the whole mouthpiece of a bong in your mouth and slobber all over it.
4. Never ask for a joint or call two's - wait until the joint is passed to you. However, this rule may be broken if someone is obviously abusing the trust placed in them by the other smokers.
5. If someone is too palsy to light the bowl, due to being too stoned or just being a retard =) then they must relinquish control of the lighter to someone more able to get it lit.
6. Pass the joint around in a circular fashion.
7. If when smoking, someone asks for a sip of your drink, you must give them some, dry mouth is horrible and tortuous.
8. If you ask for a sip of someones drink, take only that and NOT a gulp.
9. Its very impolite to pass someone the very end of a joint.
10. If a good friend runs out of weed and you have some spare, give it to him and he in turn will reciprocate in your time of need.
ill update again whenever
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